HIMYM - Barney Stinson's Quotes

gw jatuh hati banget sama serial TV How I Met Your Mother. kocak, goblok, seru, goblok, aneh, segala rupa. bisa digambarkan kayak serial TV Friends. ada yang ga tau HIMYM? ato lebih parah, ada yang ga tau FRIENDS? gilak! lo gatau temen lo sendiri? parabet.

yak  HIMYM!

jatuh cinta sekali gw. apalagi sama Barney Stinson. dia rese tapi asik banget. tapi gw juga suka sama Ted. ganteng, jago masak dan ARSITEK #uhuk. tapi ga ada yg bisa ngalahin pesona si Barney. gw sampe nyari quote-quotenya Barney yang gw suka. ada yang bukan quote juga, tapi percakapan. tapi gw suka. sesuka gw sama Jeremy Teti..

1. Nora: I'm confused
Barney: I want to be confused with you


2. Ted: You're moving in with him?
Robin: I'm considering it.
Barney: You're considering it? You barely know him! Plus, he's a loser with a dead end job!
Robin: We have the same job.

3. Barney: I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlaps, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day The Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course, wait for it, cause lord knows I have, pregnancy scares.
Ted: Why are you smoking right now?
Barney: I'm always pre-coital, Ted.

4. Barney: There are so many great things to do with the human mouth, why waste it on talking?

5. Barney: Let's be clear: I don't love [Robin], okay? I just... miss her when she's not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.

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